Accepting applications for Girlfriend
Requirements- come as you are, imperfections and baggage are accepted, we can work on dropping the baggage off a cliff together. Be sure to bring your smile, sense of humor, and love of sci-fi, anime, music, reading, poetry, movies and other geeky stuff, (twilight fans will be tolerated, as long as they also enjoy real vampires too). An open mind, love of art in all its forms, and caring giving nature are preferred.
Benefits- a comprehensive compensation package comprised of most of my free time, undivided attention, affection, loyalty, and boundless opportunities for romance and adventure. (well more romance than adventure) Passion is included in this package.
What I offer- intensity, loyalty, compassion and companionship. A wild and bizarre sense of humor, intelligence and insight bordering on prophecy. A nurturing and supportive nature, (but I will talk shit, because I do that). Open minded toward a vast array of things, willing to listen to all opposing views. An ear to listen to all you have to say, constructive criticism when requested, a shoulder to cry on available 24-7
Open til filled, temp-to-perm
1 position available
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